provocative maintenance
[Common ironic mutation of "preventive maintenance"] Actions performed upon a 
machine at regularly scheduled intervals to ensure that the system remains in a 
usable state. So called because it is all too often performed by a field servoid 
who doesn't know what he is doing; such "maintenance" often *induces* problems, 
or otherwise results in the machine's remaining in an *un*usable state for an 
indeterminate amount of time. See also scratch monkey.
 
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Nearby terms: 
							provably difficult « provably unsolvable « provider 
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							provocative maintenance » prowler » proxy ARP » 
							proxy gateway
 
							
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