Dick Size War ==>
<jargon, abuse> (Or "Dick Size War", "DSW") Any argument which has
degenerated into quantitative boasting of the sort "My [program|bot|etc.] is
[faster|meaner|etc.] than yours!", generally as unconstructive (and with as
little emphasis on empirical proof) as men debating who has the biggest penis.
The term is often used on IRC, alt.sysadmin.recovery, and sometimes applied to
IRC botwars, because of their equally pointless nature.
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